I am dead inside but at least I have FFXIV

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it:

my-sisters-eyeball:

maradaisykat:

tree-of-blue-squirrel:

onfirelikegasoline:

becketts-one-and-done:

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

When Russia makes this post illegal

(via askkit5ever)

zagreus-is-not-a-fuckin-troll:

HEY HEY LISTEN THE VOICE OF THE MTA TRANSIT SYSTEM, ALL THE ANNOUNCEMENTS ON THE NYC SUBWAY LINE??

SHE’S A TRANS WOMAN AND TRANSITIONED AT 66!!!!!! THE BACKGROUND HUM OF MY CHILDHOOD, AND SHE’S LIKE ME!!!! WHAT THE FUCK

(via scarletlotus182)

greelin:

i am in fact NOT being very brave about it and will whine and complain until i die. As is my right

(via soulbell)

uncle-mojave:

beardedmrbean:

spongebobssquarepants:

Soon as the milk went in I was all “yeah boy!” We used to do this in the oil fields in winter on the service trucks

(via pocketchina)

parker-of-loxley:

kingfucko:

lazorsandparadox:

dankmemeuniversity:

This is actually a really good example of why internet of things is a security risk. The hackers couldn’t have exploited the thermometer as an entry point if it didnt connect to the fucking internet to start with

[lmao @sweetenby​]

You’re telling me an Ocean Eleven’d this casino?

(via sircupcake-the-unworthy)

official-boob-posts:

dickloverfromaustria:

junk-thunder:

I dont remember why I made hmmboob.png but I’m thankful for it every single day

@official-boob-posts

my titties when i spell out “T.O.P. S.U.R.G.E.R.Y.” so they don’t get scared

(via sircupcake-the-unworthy)